Inventor: Eli J. Randolph
Patent number: 123839
Issue date: Feb 20, 1872

Those guards are always improving… …and while nobody wants a sticky stache, it’s part and parcel of looking cool and eating spaghetti… I mean this guy gets away with having a guard because it matches his armless glasses. But the rest of us just have to wipe our moustaches with our hands. It’s serious!
