Inventor: Wesley K. Johnson
Patent number: RE39371
Filing date: Feb 21, 2003
Issue date: Oct 31, 2006

Hey, you ever been down to the strip club? I said you ever been down the strip club? If you want to avoid a sticky situation next time, how’s about bringing a Lap Dance Liner with you. It’s a combination pouch and underwear worn by a man for facilitating sexual activity such as lap dancing. The pouch is worn over the sex organs of a man under the underwear pant, which is adapted by an elastic waistband for compressively pinning the pouch in place. Nasty!