Inventor: Russell M. Stanley
Patent number: 2613667
Filing date: Aug 8, 1951
Issue date: Oct 1952

The nails of primates and the hooves of running mammals evolved from the claws of reptiles and serve a multitude of functions including climbing, digging, and fighting! So like I go into this like salon place, y’know… and I wanted like to get my toenails done… and the lady like goes, oh my God! Your toenails are like so GRODY… It was like really embarrassing. She’s like OH MY GOD! Like BAG THOSE TOENAILS! I’m like sure… She goes, uh, I don’t know if I can handle this, y’know… I was like really embarrassed… Barf out, gag me with a spoon!