Inventors: Bruce L. Johnston, Bill D. Raines
Patent number: 4409695
Filing date: Jul 7, 1981
Issue date: Oct 18, 1983

Wesley Willis was right: ‘McDonalds will make you fat. They serve Big Macs. They serve Quarter-Pounders. They will put pounds on you’… It’s the new year! Christmas is over and I’m sure we all over did it just a little… Don’t lie to me butterbean! Mince pies, pudding, stuffing and gallons of booze. But this year is going to be different… …no messing about, I’m serious, your serious, let’s get busy, feel the burn, push it to the limit, let’s do this… Have a Scanwitch!